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Date:2014-06-17 01:51
Subject:Dear Mother In Law

Today you desided it was time to tell me how you really feel about me and your son We both don't care if you come or not to our wedding I don't care that you feel the need to put me down and tell me I only think about myself when thats completly not true I don't care that you don't eant to move on from a problem with my family that you just eont stop hurting your son and making him happy I dont care how selfish and ungreatful you are or how you want nothing to do with i don't care that your jelious of how much your son loves me and the fact that soon we will get married and your unhappiness and unjoyfullness will not be there so you can go fuck your self your nothing but selfish you couldnt even just put your own feelings aside for you youngest son your a big bitch and have nothing eles but to do than make trouble and you are not worth anyones time you don't deserve to see us happy because you are a horriable person I would never say these thing ever to you because I am a better person even your son knows it you will get what you want and one day you will regret it when your grandkids don't even know who the fuck you are cause your such a dirty scum bag I could go on forever but I wont its bedtime just needed to vent about a bitchy retart mother In law that is not normal and is racist against me omg your son follow the same thing as me your mental Id never judge anyone for anything what a bitch seriously.

From Your Daughter inlaw that fucking wishes you could fuck off to another country you crazy bitch !!

P.S you can't cook for shit !!

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Date:2010-09-26 23:08

Dear In-Laws

Please come to see your grandson. It's been 6 months since you've seen him longer then 5 minutes. We live barely 5 minutes away, and you keep coming up with excuses. Just because you don't like me doesn't make him any less part of your family. I am about to just say screw it and refuse to let you see him at all. My own mother has seen him more in the last week then you have in the last 3 months, so get your shit together for once.

I freaking hate you-

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Date:2010-08-08 08:05
Subject:Dear Mommy Dearest In Law

Please do not tell me how I should raise my kids. You did a horrible job with all three of yours. My husband you did not raise (your mother did), your middle child is a hoe, and your youngest son that is only 16 might have herpes type 1 and 2. Oh and by the way you will never be allowed near my children without supervision.

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Date:2009-08-28 11:25
Subject:Dear mother-in-law:
Mood: angry

PLEASE STOP OPENING OUR MAIL. Our finances and our personal dealing are none of your damn business.


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Date:2008-12-07 13:51

god damn, i love u guys but you are always over, i was in my underwear and i had to tell you rudely when u came up the stairs that "IM IN MY UNDERWEAR" i really shouldnt take life so seriously but there is only so much u can take. Sure we live in your family home with ALL the in laws  brothers and brothers gfs, but you guys moved out, yet u are here EVERYDAY. i would LOVE to see you once a week but when i am in my underwear, and my hair is all messed up and u walk freely upstairs ALL THE TIME, thats pushing it. then u go and make some baked goods and give them to ur son, my partner while we are fighting. Its so RUDE. We need our space, or at least i do, your little boy SHOULD be a man but hes not and i am contemplating leaving because i am in a fucking relationship with the whole god damn family and itts too much. i wish we could have some inderpendance, we are moving out as soon as christmas is over, if he decides not to than I AM ! u will have ur LITTLE baby to urself. happy.

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Date:2008-08-19 19:44
Subject:Don't even think about it.

Dear future father-in-law,

I hear it's customary for the bride to dance with the father of the groom at the reception.  Not on your life. 

Fear for your toes,
Your wonderful son's fiancee

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Date:2008-05-06 16:44
Mood: thankful

Dear In laws of LJ

A new SLICE show is casting families with their in-laws to help warring families work our their issues.
They're paid well & an advice expert comes in to mediate.  We make it a fun experience and everyone is compensated really well.  If any common law or married couples are interested they can e mail casting at contact@helpmyfamily.ca or in Toronto call casting @ 416537-8384 x20.  We want to hear your stories!

People who have seen it all with in-laws

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Date:2008-04-15 10:30
Subject:waste of water
Mood: annoyed

Dear MIL,

We are in yet another drought year. The sprinklers go on MWF, in the mornings. That is enough. But, oh, not for you. Yesterday was Monday, and what did you do? In the afternoon, you went out and RE-watered already-watered plants, in both the front and back yards. You claim to be for conservation, and yet you're only adding to the problem! If your plants need that much water, they shouldn't be growing here in the first place. Yes, flowers are pretty, but get some that are drought-tolerant. That's why I re-planted a section of the front yard with California-friendly plants--because they don't NEED that much water!



your son's wife

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Date:2007-12-17 10:44
Subject:Dear MIL,
Mood: angry

Talk all you want but I am not looking forward to spending Christmas with you and your family next week. Both of your kids are spoiled brats, including your son who I married. And you money doesn't impress me. I love Chrsitmas but this is going to be the worst Christmas ever because I have to spend it with the likes of you.

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Date:2007-10-19 00:20
Subject:Baby Rabies

Dear Sister In Law,

I got your invitation to your baby shower.  I will not be going.   I don't like the fact you have never met me, refuse to call your brother(my husband) back and expect me to drop everything to get you a baby gift.  You get nothing from us.

Thinking you are selfish,
Your SIL

PS. Throwing your self a baby shower is very tacky and trashy.  You are total white trash.

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Date:2007-09-21 17:42
Mood: satisfied

 Dear Father-In-Law,

You are an idiot.
Your ex-wife is an idiot.
Your girlfriend is an idiot.
Your three children are idiots. Including husband, some of the time.
And your *other* daughter-in-law is an idiot.

Why is it that I must deal with all of you on a weekend to weekend basis?
Is it not already bad enough that I am forced to deal with you on a holiday to holiday basis?

Why is it that when we do in fact have a family get together, the only company I actually enjoy is that of the family dogs, Sissy and Biscuit?
Do you find it sad that I would rather give a belly rub to a 12 year-old dog with gingivitis than converse with you and your clan?

Sincerely Yours,

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Date:1970-01-02 05:22
Subject:Just because your marriage failed...
Mood: annoyed

Dear Aunt-in-law,

Just because your sister(my MIL) passed away does not mean you need to take her place!  All of her children are grown and legally adults.  Your interfering is not welcomed by any of the children, least of all my husband. 

You forced us to spend our first Christmas(as a married couple) with you and your family.  Now, by spending the holiday with you we were forced to stay in your house under your watchful eye in a sleeping bag and a twin size bed.  It wouldn't have been so bad if we had been able to go out and spend time alone as newlyweds(only married 3 months).  We had to sneak out to spend a couple of days with my extended family, for pete's sake!

When we were just sitting on your pee stained sofa doing nothing you didn't even let us sit next to each other or hold hands!  It would be one thing if we were having sex while under your roof but we were fighting the whole time we were with you!  The 2 days we spent with my family we were happier than clams(still no sex out of respect).  I got sick from the piss fumes and dust in your house! 

You had no right to tell us we couldn't afford a second dog(we had one dog and a cat) and that I needed to get a "job"!  I had to quit my job right before the holidays because of my mother's health(I wanted to help care for her).  We have every right to get a dog or any other pet we want!  You THINK we can't afford it therefore we can't in your book!  That is not true!  In fact we have gotten another dog and three more cats!  It doesn't affect us any differently except we have more fur-children to love and shower us with love!  Our finances were and still are NONE of your business! 

Recently, my husband and I had something come up and couldn't help his sister move to her new place.  Yes, it was rude of us to call the day of to cancel.  Now, you got involved and tried to stir up trouble!  You left us some nasty messages claiming she had to walk her bed a few blocks to the new place and that I'm a bitch.  We returned your call as requested and my husband tried to explain that it was his fault(really, it was) but you refused to listen and blamed me for all of it.  You insisted that we had ruined the relationship between us and my SIL.  I called you back to tell you off because I don't like being your scapegoat for everything you can't control.  You were a total bitch and very short with me but I told you to shut up and listen for once.  You don't have to be the kids new mommy.

Well, just to open your eyes, We have been chatting with my SIL on the phone and even had her over for dinner after this happened.  She wasn't upset in the least about what happened.  In fact it turns out that she had rented a truck to more her furniture!  Who'd a thought you lied...

Thank goddess you want nothing to do with us anymore! 

Stay out of our life for good!

Happily avoiding you,
Your Niece In Law

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Date:2007-03-18 21:30

Mil & Fil,

Why must you  make everything difficult? Your son is an adult. I'm an adult. Quit trying to fucking live his life for him and tell him to get rid of me. I don't have to tell him to push you away no matter how much I want that to happen because you're doing that all on your own.  You don't need my help, he's been trying to get away from you for years.

I'm not a whore. I'm not using him. I'm not manipulating him (although I've yet to figure out how that could be considering we've been over a thousand miles apart for the past 14 months and I've seen him twice in that time).  I know your "reasons" for not liking me and honestly, I don't care if you want me dead but Zak's a big boy now and he doesn't need or want you trying to make decisions for him.

I'm so glad that he's setting you straight on all of this when he gets back to your house in a few hours. And that in a few more days he'll be home for good. And as sad and pathetic as it sounds, I'm honestly hoping you up and disown him so that we can start a new life together without your shadow hovering over us and making us miserable every time we turn around.

I don't use the word hate in most cases....but in yours I'll make an exception. I hate you for making us go through this constantly. I hate you for not being real parents and letting your child grow up. I hate you, period. end of story.

Your very very pissed daughter in law

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Date:2005-12-02 23:50
Subject:Dear Parents....
Mood: bouncy

I love you at the moment. Depsite the mistrust, the unwanted advice, everything. You know why?

In 2 weeks, you're bringing my baby home to me. Therefore, right now you are awesome.

Your Loving Daughter
Cara Anne Bonario-Tallman

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Date:2005-11-27 19:17
Subject:Thanksgiving....not really.....

Dear mother-in-law...

I'm tired of you telling your son to have me move back home and move in with you so to make his case in court look better. First of all, he didn't do anything wrong to have to go to court, it's because of his daughter's mother. He's suffering enough. He suffers not being able to see his daughter until the court case is over every bit as much as you do, in fact most likely more. He doesn't want to be without me and the kids, we are, as he says, his possible only chance at happiness for the rest of his life. We love each other more than two people I've ever known. The kids call him "Dad" after only six months of knowing him. He adores my children also.

Another thing is that you can't tell him that you're not going to be able to love our child on the way as much as you love his first child because you can't get attached. It's not fair to him at all to feel that you can play favorites. He could never love either child more. Just because he gets to raise this one everyday instead of on visitation doesn't mean that he could care any more than he does for his daughter.

The manipulation that you pull on him is completely unfair. Excluding him and us from family gatherings is unfair. He is your son as well as your daughter is your daughter. Don't choose one over the other. He doesn't....

Just learn that your son is an adult and can make his own choices in life. This doesn't mean that he loves anyone any less than anyone else, but don't try to take away his happiness in life because it wasn't your choice. It was ALWAYS his choice to make, wasn't it?

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Date:2005-11-16 17:37
Subject:Dear Mom...

I bet you and Dad just love the position you have me in at the moment...Homeless and clueless, it gave you the perfect opportunity to step in and look like youre the Saviors of the world. I know youre letting me stay there simply so you can hang it over my and Sam's head. Thats thats the only reason you've ever done anything for us.

I may be stuck for the moment, but I wont be long. I wont long have to put up with the snide remarks, all the unwelcome advice, the constant suspicion. Ive never done anything malevolent to any of you. I worship your son, and he is where he is because he is serious about me. Im not Jess. I wont do that to Sam. Ill do what it taked to earn your civility, but as soon as I can, I will be out of your house. All you have done the entirety of my and Sam's relationship is stick your nose in wherever possible and try to make us fail.

I wouldnt stand for it then, and I wont stand for it now. I am Sam's wife, whether legally married to Sam or not. That peice of paper means jack shit to us. And I am an Army wife. I am one of those special people that has that stregnth. So feel free, do whatever you damn well please to me. I told him this, and Im telling you. You dont fuck with Cara Anne Bonario-Tallman. I may be in no position to do anything about it now, but soon. Soon I will be. Ill be on my own, and hopefully married to your son. Damage is way more easily caused from the inside...

I will be eternally grateful for the ways youve helped us make it these past almost 7 months. But I wont let you walk all over me for it.

Your soon-to-be daughter-in-law,
Candi Bonario-Tallman

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Date:2005-11-15 15:55
Mood: pissed off

Dear bitchy adopted mother-in-law,

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Date:2005-05-08 18:56
Subject:Inaugural Post
Mood: nervous

Dear Potential Mother-In-Law,

I hope to be introduced to you really soon now, so that if you ever show up unscheduled like that again, I won't have to spend two hours hiding in your son's closet.

the pagan chick you won't approve of

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